Fist Bump and Roll Tshirt

Yo, my BJJ brotha! You ready to get down and dirty on the mats? You know what they say: just fist bump and roll in BJJ, baby!

Forget all that bowing and shaking hands crap. When you’re on the BJJ mat, it’s all about the fist bump. It’s like the ultimate sign of respect and camaraderie. Plus, it’s a great way to spread germs and bacteria, which is always a plus.

And once you’ve fist bumped, it’s time to roll, baby! It’s like a dance, except instead of graceful movements, you’re trying to choke each other out. It’s all about that sweet, sweet submission victory.

But let’s be real, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows on the BJJ mat. Sometimes you’re rolling with a sweaty dude who smells like he hasn’t showered in a week. Or maybe you accidentally catch a knee to the groin. It’s all part of the game, baby!

So let’s fist bump, slap hands, and get to rolling. Just remember, it’s not about winning or losing, it’s about how many bruises you can rack up on your body. That’s the true mark of a BJJ warrior!