Alien Let’s Roll on Dark

An Alien wants to Roll (tshirt) what do you do?

Well, that’s certainly not something you hear every day! If a grey alien walked into my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu gym and wanted to roll, I would have a few questions before we hit the mat.

Firstly, I would ask if the alien has any prior grappling experience. I mean, it’s one thing to travel through space and time, but it’s quite another to know your way around an armbar or a rear-naked choke. I wouldn’t want to accidentally snap an extraterrestrial limb!

Assuming the alien had some ground game, I would inquire about any physical limitations or special abilities. Can it morph into different shapes or has some telekinetic powers? If so, we may need to establish ground rules to ensure a fair and safe match.

But let’s be real; if a grey alien showed up at my gym, I would be more excited than anything else. Imagine the possibilities! We could exchange grappling techniques, learn from each other’s styles, and maybe even forge a new intergalactic friendship.

Of course, I would also have to consider the potential PR implications of sparring with a non-human life form. I can imagine the headlines now: “BJJ Instructor Chokes Out Alien Invader – Humanity Doomed?” or “Alien vs. Human Grappling Match Draws Record Ratings.”

All jokes aside, I would approach this hypothetical scenario with open-mindedness and a sense of humour. Who knows what we could learn from each other in the realm of martial arts? Plus, it would make for one heck of a story to tell my grandchildren.