Alien Let’s Roll

An Alien wants to Roll (t-shirt) what do you do?

Well, if a grey alien wanted to roll with me and test out their grappling skills, I would have to use my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training to the best of my abilities.

Firstly, I would start by trying to establish a dominant position on the ground, perhaps by passing their guard and getting into a side control or mount position. From there, I could look to apply some pressure and try to tire out my extraterrestrial opponent.

Now, if the grey alien had some kind of superhuman strength or otherworldly powers, I may need to adjust my game plan accordingly. Perhaps I would try to bait them into making a mistake or capitalize on a moment of distraction to go for a submission hold like an armbar or a triangle choke.

Of course, I would have to be careful not to cause any permanent harm to the alien, as I wouldn’t want to be responsible for starting an intergalactic incident. So, I would keep my movements controlled and measured, looking for openings where I could apply my techniques without causing undue harm.

Ultimately, though, the most important thing would be to approach the roll with a sense of curiosity and mutual respect. Who knows what kind of grappling techniques the grey alien might bring to the table? We could both learn from each other and perhaps even discover new ways of grappling that we never would have thought of otherwise.

So, if a grey alien ever did come to my gym and wanted to roll, I would welcome the opportunity with open arms (and a well-worn gi). Let’s just hope they don’t have any tentacles or laser beams hidden up their sleeves!